1: Rachel, in the wake of the Weinstein scandal and the #me too campaign,

4: I believe you wanted to pick up on the confusion surrounding what actually constitutes sexual harrassment.

6: I believe you wanted to pick up on the confusion surrounding what actually constitutes sexual harrassment.

8: I believe you wanted to pick up on the confusion surrounding what actually constitutes sexual harrassment.

10: Yes, that's right Nish. Or should I say: stop sexually harrassing me, Nish!

13: Yes, that's right Nish. Or should I say: stop sexually harrassing me, Nish!

20: Because even talking to a woman is now completely off limits. Isn't that right Nish?

23: Because even talking to a woman is now completely off limits. Isn't that right Nish?

25: No! No, it's not Nish, but it's fun to pretend to be confused about that, isn't it?

35: In the light of recent revelations many men are feeling very worried about their own behaviour

37: In the light of recent revelations many men are feeling very worried about their own behaviour

40: and feeling a little bit threatened as well which makes me so sad.

43: 'Well done, feminism.' says Martin in The Telegraph. 'Now men are afraid to help women at work'

46: 'Well done, feminism.' says Martin in The Telefgraph. 'Now men are afraid to help women at work'

50: Well Nish, as ever The Daily Mail provides a very good barometer of the British public,

54: with this headline which actually happened:

56: 'Is hugging still okay?' In the wake of the Weinstein sexual assault accusations, men ask:

59: 'Is hugging still okay?' In the wake of the Weinstein sexual assault accusations, men ask:

62: 'What is acceptable to women and society now?'

66: Sociologist Carol-Ann Peterson says in the article: 'Men do need to recognize that a sudden arm round the shoulder

71: or a pat on the butt isn't the innocuous gesture some might have thought.'

73: or a pat on the butt isn't the innocuous gesture some might have thought.'

75: or a pat on the butt isn't the innocuous gesture some might have thought.'

78: Oh Nish, it's an absolute minefield! What could possibly be wrong with spanking a colleague?

82: Or the prospect of a sudden arm grabbing you from the shadows?

84: Or the prospect of a sudden arm grabbing you from the shadows?

87: Hang on. Are these real headlines?

89: They're real Nish. They're genuine headlines. Welcome to the world.

92: They're real Nish. They're genuine headlines. Welcome to the world.

95: Nish, if you would. Please come and join me and let's see if we together can sort this mess out.

98: Nish, if you would. Please come and join me and let's see if we together can sort this mess out.

101: It's absolutely impossible to see where the line is,

104: so I've come up with a series of visual aids to help you at home through this difficult time.

106: so I've come up with a series of visual aids to help you at home through this difficult time.

108: So, the first one. The biggest question is: 'What is sexual harassment?'

112: Okay. Well, let me first say. Very nice use of the Comic Sans font there, Rachel.

114: Okay. Well, let me first say. Very nice use of the Comic Sans font there, Rachel.

117: Thank you, Nisham. If you're laughing, you're learning.

124: Let's start at the start.

125: So, first thing's first. 'Can I complement a woman?' Yes!

128: You can say something like: 'Hello, you look well!'. That's fine.

131: But you can't holler: 'Nice whaps!' from a car.

137: Not anymore. Sorry, Nish.

140: Eh, what do you mean: 'Sorry Nish'?

143: "Allright be the good old days"

147: Okay. Is it okay to give a woman flowers?

150: Yes. Yes! You're right Nish,

153: as long as you don't put your penis in there.

160: It's tricky, isn't it?

163: Is it okay to give a cheery hello to a lady?

166: Yes! Of course it is.

168: But not if you're hiding under her bed.

176: Not according to the PC brigade. (political correctness)

180: Now, Nish. Take a look at the screen.

182: And I'd like you to tell me Nish: do you think, in your view, that is this sexual harassment?

185: And I'd like you to tell me Nish: do you think, in your view, that is this sexual harassment?

187: 'Hi Jan, can I borrow your stapler?' Eh, No!

190: He has got an erection, Nish.

198: Having reviewed this picture and the angle he is standing at,

201: I now see that I was naive to think he was not fully erect.

204: I now see that I was naive to think he was not fully erect.

205: Very good Nish. Although,

206: in truth it's impossible to tell, his arm is directly in the way.

209: in truth it's impossible to tell, his arm is directly in the way.

211: Ehm, let's assume that this one is fine. But what about this one, Nish?

213: 'Jan, please come to the server room and wank me off.'

222: I'm going to say that's a definite 'not okay'.

224: I'm going to say that's a definite 'not okay'.

226: Yes, Nish. You got one right.

231: So, Nish...

232: I'm going to do now some harassment role play with you.

236: Okay. I'm immediately uncomfortable.

237: Okay. I'm immediately uncomfortable.

240: Nish, don't worry. You're a non-threatening beta male, whose absolutely tailor-made for the friend zone.

243: Nish, don't worry. You're a non-threatening beta male, whose absolutely tailor-made for the friend zone.

253: So, Nish. Imagine we're in a normal pub situation

256: and we're friends like we are, in a way.

259:

261: How would you great me normally in a pub?

263: Well, we were friends so I would just give you a hug. Exactly, so give me a hug now.

264: Well, we were friends so I would just give you a hug. Exactly, so give me a hug now.

265: Well, we were friends so I would just give you a hug. Exactly, so give me a hug now.

267: But now hold that for a little bit too long

271: So you know what that feels like, Nish. Does that feel right or wrong?

274: It's feeling more and more wrong by the second.

277: Yes, that's right Nish. If it feels wrong, it is wrong.

279: Yes, that's right Nish. If it feels wrong, it is wrong.

281: Sometimes a simple greeting like a hug can be harassment if one of the participants

285: is obviously using it for their own weird gratification.

288: Hugging is absolutely fine, Nish. But is blood suddenly moving to the groin area?

292: Hugging is absolutely fine, Nish. But is blood suddenly moving to the groin area?

295: If it is then it's a bad hug.

299: And is it Nish? Is it?

301: Eh, no. There's no blood flowing anywhere. Okay, wonderful!

305: Thank you for your help. Thank you.

315: "Don't look at the script, Nish". "It'll be fine, Nish".

318: "You'll be able to wing it on the night".

321: "Of course we wouldn't do anything to make you feel uncomfortable".

327: Welcome to womanhood.

337: So, I'm afraid that life is going to get harder now that

339: we're not allowed to sexually harass anyone, of course it is.

343: But, if you do stick to my handy guide we will

345: manage to walk that terribly fine line between being a decent person

346: manage to walk that terribly fine line between being a decent person

349: and a complete wanker.

351: Good luck to you.

352: Ladies and gentlemen: Rachel Parris.